Kids and Teenagers

Teacher: Where the hell is your math homework?
Me: It committed suicide, had too many problems.

My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes!

What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt!

Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Kid: No, he did it all by himself.

Lecturer: Why are you looking at those monkeys outside when I am in the class?

Dear future kids of mine , If I find weed in your room , I will take that shit , and I will smoke it.

I hate it when they’re talking and gum falls out of their mouth.