11 Worst Things For Left-Handed People

1. Spiral notebooks.

2. Writing in a three-ring binder.

3. Only two pairs of the green lefty scissors in class, three lefty kids.

4. Ballpoint pens don’t work as well because you’re pushing, not pulling the ball.

5. Ink all over the side of your hand.

6. On the iPad Kindle app, the left side is back page.

This is really annoying — if you prefer to hold it in your left hand, you have to move your hand all the way to the other side to tap. On a real Kindle, page forward is on both sides, thankfully.

7. Driver’s cup holder is for the right hand.

8. Number pad is on the right-hand side of keyboard.

9. Dying sooner, so becoming a zombie sooner.

Studies have shown lefties die up to nine years sooner than righties. At least we’ll get to eat their brains.

10. Made for righties.

Apparently you can get modified lefty controllers, but maybe you should just go outside.

11. And the worst of all.