New Instagram Status Updates For You
- Is it just me, or is Instagram just Auto-Tune for photos?
- Its Throwback Thursday on Instagram…Chicks showing us how much they fell off since High School…
- Oh, you’re a model? What’s your agency? Instagram…
- Since today is Valentine’s day, I was wondering if you’d like to go
back to MySpace, so I can Twit with your Yahoo, until I Google all over
your Facebook and we can Instagram our date…
Happy Valentine’s Day, Everyone!!
- Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you…
- Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there’s Twitter for a reason!
- For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box
and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who
they stalk.
- You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.
- I bet that in prison everyone’s FB relationship status is set to “it’s complicated”.
- Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
- Not to name names, but I know some of you update your status from your phone so it appears like you actually left the house.
- That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR Facebook status.
- Facebook should change the relationship status from ‘Its complicated’ to ‘Sammie and Ronnie’
- A girl’s status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.
- Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your actions.
- When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you’ve done something very right or very wrong.
- That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.
- Some people might as well post ‘Wants Attention’ as their Facebook status.
- My ex boyfriends Facebook status said ‘Suicidal and standing on the edge.’ …So I poked him.
- If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook
profile; Try changing your status to ‘Single’ and wait 3-5 minutes…
- Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to ‘Like’ my own status? Of course I like my status. I’m hilarious.
- Keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box.
- Hearing a part of a song and thinking…’That’s definitely going to be my next status!’
- OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
- Guys: Wow, her status is dumb. But shes cute, so I’m gonna like it.
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