I swear if i was driving then saw such a road sign I would have preferred getting an accident
Another reason why I would ask God to stop this planet because I really want to jump off
On an Atlantic City hotel restaurant:
"Have your next affair here."
In a Maine restaurant:
"Open 7 days a week and weekends."
On the grounds of a public school:
"No trespassing without permission."
A funny sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
"Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."
In a Zurich hotel:
"Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex
in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose."
In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:
"Drop your trousers here for best results."
In an Acapulco hotel:
"The manager has personally passed all the water served here."
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
"Ladies may have a fit upstairs."
In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:
"Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages."
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