A loud fart is honorable
for though the sound is trumpet-like
it contains a smell most benign
and it evokes laughter when released
A medium fart is tolerable
for though it has both sound and stink
it only dares to stink softly
and its effect is rarely felt
Softer windbreaks are bearable
for they cut the air like swords
it is untimely cut off by clutched nostrils
and its effect soon wears out
But, the silent farts are most unbearable
for though released with utmost skill
the smell will rip your head apart
these farts the sole cause of global warming.
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