You From These Estates In Nairobi? This Is What People Think Of You

1. UMOJA – All alcoholics live here, in fact there are more bars in
Umoja than shops.

2. ZIMMERMAN – All prostitutes, strippers and single mothers live here.

3. MAKONGENI, KALOLENI, JERICHO, MBOTELA, BAHATI
ETC ETC – All those utahama lini children live here, as for girls, they
have 3 or 4 children and they still live with their parents.

4. DANDORA, KAYOLE, HURUMA – Role models here are thugs and bus
conductors, gangsters are glorified here. Hapa disco matanga za wezi ni
daily.

5. KARIOBANGI – The HQ of all counterfeits, they are so good at this
that they even made their own currency…BAN GLA PESA!!!!!

6. EASTLEIGH – You can buy anything you want here, they can clone your
mother as long as you have cash. Pia ni kama Bagdad ,boom boom every where

7. KIBERA ,mukuru wa njenga– Hooligans, fanatics, Ushamba, hustlers
anything hood resides here. Hapa kila mtu anajuwa ‘rights’ zake.(self
governing,martial law in a way)

8. KAWANGWARE – Home of busaa and very tight security as all the
neighbors are G4s – ni masoja (Wochi).

9. NGARA – Student fraternity centre …..hapa ukitaka kuonja dame Masai,
borana utapata ….students everywhere.

10. PIPELINE – Working class.Majority work in industrial area.

11. BURUBURU, KOMAROCK, DONHOLM, SOUTH B, SOUTH C – All these are Runda
wannabes. Hapa kizungu ni mingi .Petho overload

12. ROYSAMBU, KASARANI, KAHAWA WEST, KAHAWA WENDANI – University
students on part time jobs and those who have just landed their first
jobs reside here. In fact, there are more bedsitters and single rooms
here than there is bed capacity in all Universities in East and Central
Africa combined.