Saturday 15 November 2014

Why Ladies Don’t Want You To Check Their Bags: 10 Things You Will Find In Their Handbag

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Women-with-handbagWe always see lady’s walking around with large handbags all the time and you wonder what they need it for? Men don’t really have time for that, walking around with a handbag…gosh! Too much. And if you ever try going into a woman’s handbag, you will understand the statement, “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.” You will regret the day you were born, don’t try it even if she’s your wife. Interestingly, is not like they have a severed head in there, is just some normal day to day items, but you just can’t fathom why they get angry, going through their handbag.

Anyway, if you’re curious as we are and wish to know what women really carry in those big! big!! handbags of theirs, come with us as we reveal to you, 19 things you will find In a lady’s handbag.

Blade
Only God knows what they need a blade for? We don’t know whether they wish to shave their pubic hair or armpit hair, whatever they wish to use it for, they are the only ones who can tell. Some say they keep it, so they can sharpen their eye pencil, others agree with what we’ve stated.
For some funny reasons, some also use it for defense. In case of an attack, some say they keep it in there so they can use it to fight back. Funny right? By the time you will go through your bag to get your blade, bam!!!
 
Cell Phone Batteries
Okay!!! I think we should understand this one. The cell phone of women are always hot, thanks to social media and instant messaging (IM) apps and so there’s a good reason why they will depend on extra battery all the time. Men don’t really have time for that, when it goes off, it goes off, who cares.

Undies
Most women have extra panties in their handbag, just in case her menstrual cycle skips or beats her and comes at the wrong time, she will know what to do. Another reason is because, her two boyfriends must not determine what the other did and so right after banging Kojo, she freshens up and wears a new panty and goes to meet Kwame. This is the reason why it’s very difficult catching a woman cheating, she always come fresh.

Super Glue
Only God knows oh! But walk to any lady with a handbag and request for super glue, you will be surprise she will just pull one out of her handbag. Interestingly, keeping glue in their handbag has always come in handy, just in case her earring or jewelry breaks, she can mend it, so she doesn’t raise any suspicion.
 
Lipstick
If we didn’t add this, they would have concluded this list is wrong. 99.99% of women with handbags have lipsticks in them to always reapply when the initial application fades.
 
Mirror
There’s always some kind of mirror in there, so to use it during make-up.
 
Comb
Even if she wear  dreadlocks, she will still have a comb in there some where. The last time I saw one in a lady with dreadlocks handbag, when I asked what she will be using it for because she’s in dread, she said, “someone might need it”…like seriously? Who wakes up in the morning and while packing to go to work, decides to pack things other persons might need…where e concern you?
 
Sanitary Pads
If you’re the kind of guy who sneaks into women’s handbag, you are likely to one day pick her used pad…yes! her used pad. They have both used and unused pads in there. Sometimes, when there’s nowhere to dispose the pad, they “parcel” it nicely and keep it in the bag till they find a place they can dispose of it. They also carry unused ones all the time just in case of emergencies.

Wipes
These days, wipes are not for babies only oh! women have wipes with them all the time just in case there’s a night stand under a coconut tree or in your car, she needs to wipe away your mess.
 
Hand Sanitizers 
Ebola might have made this popular but women had it on them all the time, for hygienic purposes. After eating fufu with aponkye nkrakra, while we pull out handkerchiefs, they pull out hand sanitizers.
 

 
 
 
 


 

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