10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
8. I think that hairy backs are really sexy.
7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. That T-shirt with the holes in the armpits is just too cute.
5. This diamond is way too big.
4. I won't even put my lips on that unless I get to swallow.
3. Wow, it really is 14 inches.
2. Does this make my b*tt look too small?
1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.
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