1.Your Followers Feature in your dreams:
if at any one point in your life you dream of your followers, welcome to the Twitter Addicts Club
2. Calling people by their handles:
ever walked on
the streets in town minding your own bee’s~wax when someone out of the
blue just shouts your twitter handle?? Well, if not you’re probably
doing Twitter wrong and should relocate back to Facebook. If you’re the
guy calling people by their handles, TAC is here for you.
3. If Safaricom’s “Your daily data bundle is below 2MBs”
message gives you a mini heart attack: all citizen’s of the internet
relate to this, moreso if you happen to tweet via the bundle guzzlers
that are Twitter for Android and Tweeetcaster.
4. If you fall into mild depression once people fail to RT your awesome tweet:
ever thought of a wordplay so hard and then people failed to see the
awesomeness in it by failing to RT?? It sucks, i don’t blame niggas for
creating parodies just to RT themselves.
5. If you receive texts from pals informing you to login coz there’s a roast on the TL:
need I elaborate any further that you and your pals are a bunch of addicts that only the sky spirits can salvage??
6: Tweeting at Events:
Are you always that guy at a
bash wielding a charger or USB cable looking for a socket just so you
can tweet about how much fun you are having?? Have you recently invested
in a portable charging device just so you can tweet while javving?? You
my friend are a full blown addict.
7. Mentions Savages alias Attention Whores:
if you
are one of those tweeps who tweet ‘mention traps’ just so you can have
something to RT then you are a full blown addict. These mention traps
include deliberate grammar errors and typos, and tweeting controversial
things that are bound to rouse commotion. I’m not saying you are idle
but you clearly need a life *dodges bullets*
8. Team Insomnia :
there are those tweeps whom
you’ll always find online for some weird reason, be it at 6am in the
morning or at midnight. One wonders just how much data bundles they
have, perhaps they work at Safaricom or something…or maybe they are
witches or nightrunners. Who knows-_- it might be sorcery and we are
here blaming Twitter addiction for your insomnia.
9. Twitter Cliques :
as with any social gathering,
twitter also hss it’s cliques. If you have been absorbed into one
recently and suddenly your tweets have that ‘Twitter clique’ vibe
written all over it then you my sister/ brother need help. Snap back to
reality, it’s all an illusion.
10. You keep track of Twitter Drama:
now there’s
that special breed of tweeps that are always in the know with regards to
Twitter drama and who got roasted back in 2012 but don’t remember the
name of the last guy/chic they had a relationship with. Need i say you
need to see a doctor about your addiction??
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