Friday 22 August 2014

Joke of the Day: Bank Ladies

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If ladies were banks: The tall slim ones will be called -- Skye bank The robust and spacious ones -- Oceanic bank The ones that move from one relationship to another -- Intercontinental bank The silent but dangerous ones will be -- First Inland bank Those who are not cute yet they love being heard -- Bank PHB Those who stick to one man -- Fidelity bank Those who seems caring yet debit you massively for every affection -- UBA Those that go to any extend to make you sad -- Zenith bank Those who are old yet they don't realize they are no more in vogue -- Union bank The brief and summarized ones -- Micro Finance Banks The huge ones that ''stand gidigba for ground' -- First bank; The beautiful, reserved and homely ones -- Diamond Bank The ones that must spend their annual vacation abroad even when the husband is broke -- GTBank The ones with numerous sugar daddies -- Access Bank The expensive ones -- Standard Chartered Bank The Independent One -- IBTC True or False?

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